Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino in classical sartorial form.
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Jersey Shore‘s own shirtless sovereignty The Situation reportedly will validate a line of tuxedos for New York-based manufacturer Flow Formal value *gasp* 6 figures. YOWZA! While we’ve PERSONALLY never seen The Sitch in a tuxedo (not similar to we’re insane about him regularly flashing his bajillion-pack abs), Flow Formal’s CEO Brian Weintraub says he chose a Shore star since he is “the undiluted spokesperson…the association is perplexing to aim a younger demographic.” The line will be named—drum roll—”The Situation” as well as will embody tuxes (obvi), slim-fit shirts, as well as accessories. But still, a many dire subject remains—will he span these tuxes with his own bedazzled Luxury Laces? you mean, they have been luxury after all. GIT ITTTTTT.